About Me
Copyright © 2006 - 2007 by Rob Slade  ·  All Rights reserved 
I started this website for a bit of fun and to make it a bit different from all the other websites i've seen with whizzbangs, java,  flashy flash, adverts and all the stuff to make them popular So far I think i've succeded, and if you smile I know I have
As you can see theres not much here so i must be a bit of a boring person
Say hello to Goolies he got his name when my baby son met him for the first time (he couldnt pronounce gorilla) and the name has stuck all these years. he's scratching his head cause he cant remember where he put his bananas
Most the characters appearing as animations have something to do with people i've known during my life and events that have happened in that time others maybe things yet to happen
If you know me and would like to appear here as a character just mail me giving me some idea of the animation that most suits you and i will try to include you somewhere on the site only you will know to whom it refers
Say Hi to Bertie he comes here to gather the wood for repairing his dam sometimes he brings a fish or two for us to have for supper. I think he does this to make up for all the sawdust he leaves behind. What a mess
This is Orville he's out taking his daily exercise then he is off to bury his head in the sand because he doesnt like dealing with his problems and would rather leave them till another time. I keep telling him that they wont go away and its better to sort them out immediately. Does he listen to me? NO well he will learn one day I hope
This little fellow lost his Mum & Dad to poachers and is extremely sad. All the animals have  adopted him and are spoiling him. He wanders round sniffing at all the flowers trying to find the scent of his parents for comfort but hasn't found anything yet. he says this flower (a dafadowndilymo) smells a bit like his mum and goes to sniff at it regularly but it doesnt really help. All the humans are very gentle with him so hopefully he will cheer up in the very near future. We have named him Dale cos thats where he was found
Cedric appeared in the pond one day. He scared the life out of me when i was taking a swim and all of a sudden there he was with his jaws open snapping at me. I ran off with him chasing me and fortunately he got short of breath very quickly. While he was regaining his wind i talked to him and calmed him down and he explained that he was also scared and had reacted out of fear and we became  friends. i introduced him to all the rest of "the gang" and he gets on well with them. Now he just waits in the water with his eyes just showing and leaps out snapping at anybody just for fun
This young fellow we call him Blue Boy looks very striking He fell into a tank of wode (an ancient dye) whilst he was looking for food in a cloth factory and no matter how much he washes it wont go "I suppose i'll have to wait until my hair falls out and regrows.*he says. Personally I think he looks really good and will definately keep Bradley on his best behavior after all theres nothing like a bit of competion when competing for a cows affections. I can see them competing against each other in a very friendly way of course
Bradley is really pleased that he has become a father again and really enjoys spending time with his new calves. He even lets Blue Boy play with them even though he is (in theory) his competitor in the matrimonial stakes. He struts around the dairy with his head in the air as if to say look at me arn't i handsome but little does he know nobody take a bit of notice in fact we all just have a secret laugh at him. But honestly he is a good father and an inspiration to the rest of us.
This is the new security man Mik. He loves fishing and spends all his spare time by the water. He has a habit of dozing off but he seldom misses a "bite". He is also scared of rats and mice and sometimes I sneak up on him and tickle his nose you should see him jump and run when he sees me until he realises who i am and then he chases me off shouting and berating me. I have heard that he used to fish in his dads garden pond when he couldnt get to a fishing hole. Still he is very good at his job and we all trust him
Meet Paola she is Orvilles soulmate and they are often seen out together on the farm. She is here to try and teach the rest of us some human language as she is training to be a Teacher so she is getting some practice in with the unruly characters around here. I was wondering what she keeps doing lifting the lid of the desk so I sneaked up behind her one day only to find there was a big bag of jelly babies that she kept on dipping into and munching on, naughty, naughty. She is also an excellent photographer and we all cant wait until she takes our portraits