Gallery

My Picture Gallery

This is Shaun he's a TV star. He comes here during hectic filming schedules to relax and eat the farmers lawn cos he says its the best grass in the country. Maybe one day I'll be famous like him

These are a few pics just for test purposes, enjoy

Meet Gargo (Escargo), he's french and appeared on my kitchen table after a trip to france. He must have hidden in the salad i brought back so i guess he's an illegal immigrant Dont tell anyone 'cause he really likes it here and is no trouble to anyone

"Look out, here come the young 'uns" shouts Farmer Ted. thats when we all know that this bunch of naughty chimps are on the rampage coming back from school and are going to create havoc discharging all their pent up energy after a long day learning and waiting to have their dinner before some of them go off to piano lessons or extra studies while others chill out here on the dairy or play tricks on the other animals but they are so lovable nobody really minds and it brightens up our day

This is 'er indoors. She's Italian and looks after me. Isn't she cute?. Sometimes her friends from other farms come and visit and then off they go speaking in tongues, I cant understand a word so I just sit there pretending I'm listening and trying to look intelligent, saying "yes" once in a while when it seems they want me to comment. Sometimes they look at me strangely, so maybe I've said the wrong thing. I really must learn her language. I'm sure that she goes out on that broom once in a while 'cause sometimes both she and it go missing especially around the end of October, also the farm cat is missing as well. Very strange !!.

This is Myrtle the sister of Mildred with her new calf. She had been depressed for a long time. It seems that Bradley the bull had been ignoring her and had always favoured all the other cows and not paid any attention to her except just to be polite and pass the time of day. She was of the opinion that her udders were to small and she could not produce much milk and that made her even more depressed. Ted solved that problem and a visit to the vets for silicone implants have restored her confidence. As you can see Bradley doesn't ignore her anymore

Terry here is from Bengal in India originally and is another escapee from the same zoo as Pete. " I new he was unhappy like me and guessed what his plan was so i just waited for him to make a break and followed along behind him and eventually caught up with him after several miles then we continued on together watching out for each other until we arrived here. What a splendid place this is I'm so happy to be somewhere I'm wanted and everyone has made me feel welcome especially Ted he really is an amazing human". He said

Zak escaped from a safari park whatever that is and ended up here. It's not that he was mistreated he just didn't like all the humans looking at him all day so decided to leave. when he first arrived we thought he was a funny looking horse but he was quick to explain that he is related to the horse family and originally comes from Africa where he used to roam the savannah but it was a hard life so he didn't mind at first being at the Park. He is much happier now he's here and can roam all over the land which Ted owns much as he did in his former country

Henry arrived here looking very dejected. From where he wont say. In fact he doesn't look all that happy even now but thats just his way. He is a male of very few words and would rather spend his time wallowing in Bendy Brook. It's very difficult to see him when he is there and you really have to look hard to see his eyes and nostrils just sticking out of the water. Once you get to know him you'll find out he is really quite intelligent and seems to know a lot about all things animal. I guess thats because he spends his day observing all that goes on around him