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This is Farmer Ted and his favourite cow Mildred. He works so hard milking the cows and tending to all the other animals. When he finishes for the day he likes nothing better than to sit down to his dinner and relax. Some days he goes off to the "local" The Hand and Buttock to have a drink or two with his other farmer chums
This is Teds wife Tess. She does all the housework and cooking and also helps out on the dairy mostly telling Ted what to do. Sometimes she puts on her milkmaid outfit and gets Ted all excited then he cant get anything done
This is Bevan (Bev the Rev as he likes to be called). He's Teds son and has just got himself a new motorcycle. He's so lazy he pulls the lawnmower round with it just so he can get finished mowing then he's off to the local pond to fish. You should hear the tales he tells about the big fish he caught. Every one knows that its not true cos there are only little ones in the pond
This is Jimbo, he's a friend of Bevan and is into all kinds of sports. He comes here once in a while on his skateboard and zooms around the dairy frightening all the animals but when he falls off we all laugh at him. He's also into something called The Net where he gets all that awful music he plays (it sounds like a herd of pigs grunting) but I suppose it makes him happy and it gives us some fun when he leaps about like a lunatic and calls it dancing
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Teds decided to turn our part of the dairy into an animal sanctury and has taken on a new assistant Carla. She is responsible for the animals welfare and raising funds to keep us all healthy and arranges the "insurance" to pay the vets bills and makes sure all our other needs are taken care of. She is quite pretty for a Human but spends more time in front of a mirror preening herself than most of the animals do and never really looks any different










Now that Ted has aquired Limpid Lake he has allowed the local children to test out the facilities. Here's Jimmie (he's into all kinds of sports) trying out his water motorcycle. He has informed Ted that the lake is suitable for this kind of activity so Ted is going to cordon of an area for watersports and family picnics. something that was not possible before because the previous owners were not interested in help the local community and made themselves very unpopular. A lot of work needs to be done and the villagers have said they will muck in and help
This is Doris with two of her ducklings She lives on Limpid Lake and since it has been incoporated into the dairy she spends more time visiting us here. Its nice to see that she brings her children with her and is happy to let them play with all of us.We all have a laugh when we see them chasing the big cats away and they think they own the place but they dont know that we all let them get away with it. As they grow i'm sure they will calm down and come to realise it was all a game
Gordons chewing on the vegetation again. He doesnt seem to care what he nibbles he even had the cheek to munch on my wifes favourite coat when she was wearing it. Needless to say she chased him off with her broom and now he is a bit more wary to go near her. Its strange because he has a nice personality so i'm sure he does it either out of curiosity or absentmindedness. Maybe he's just trying to find a new taste to add to his diet


"Well bless my soul what's wrong with me. I'm itchin' like a lion on a fuzzy tree" sings Leroy. What a character he's turned out to be with his swivelling hips and deep mellow voice. "I first heard the "King" on a music and picture playing box that somebody was watching at the wild animal park where I was staying at the time so i said to myself I want to be like him. It took me a long time to learn to play this here Geetar with my big paws but i succeded" he said. He really can belt out a song and all the animals dance around when he sings. He plays my kind of music.so he's welcome to stay